“You know the song already?”
“Of course I do. Everyone knows the song. It’s amazing.”
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fun things to do at school with your friends:
- burn it down to the ground
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
i figured out how to request money on paypal
my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no
an AU where Dr. T. J. Eckleburg had anime eyes
The eyes of senpai are watching you
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
i think my parents are trying to have sex. All I can hear is mY MOTHER SAYING “WHOSE MY HEFTY MAN”
PLEASE GOD I’M TOO YOUNG TO EXPERIENCE THIS KIND OF EMOTIONAL SCARRING.
update: she was talking to my cat.
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyones immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
what grunge through yonder window breaks
this is unacceptable
HOW DARE YOU
THAT LEMON WANTS TO BE A LIME YET YOU WANT TO TELL IT THAT IT’S CHOICE IS UNACCEPTABLE??
CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE
those are kiwis
Tumblr in a nutshell
When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?
i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember
go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker
it sinks it’s fucking full of blood what do you expect it to do perform acrobatics like fucking shamu